Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Permanent High Heels Cause Stir In Ad Community



Here's some of what the pro ad specialists have been saying about the Permanent High Heels campaign:

Switcha says: "And what would this be an ad for? Or is it an ad?"

falconmusic says: "Ick... ICK ICK ICK... I dont know what the ad might be for... but the image I will have with the brand is groseeeee."

Nobby Styles says: "No. That no good. Do you have a giantess fetish, by any chance?"

digifool says: " Scrap it and start again. I have no idea what it means but I can tell you now, nothing good will come of it."

falconmusic says: "Who is this supposed to appeal to? Women or men? Because both will equate it with pain…"

boyoboyit'sfun says "spelling isn't the only weakness, the idea is weak. I'd offer suggestions for how you might better approach it but I can't even tell what the ad is for."

LEBOW says: "They all missed it because it isn't obvious. Which is its weakness. It has to be understood in mere seconds. It's all about making people go "hmmm....YA!"
...and I eventually got it. It just didn't make me feel anything at all.
So, are you doing a survey on how many clicks and laughs you can accumulate on this site?"

Follow live updates to this controversy here

Poor Guy

Mariah Carey

Hey guys, sometimes, when I look at Mariah Carey, I wipe the tears from my eyes, and think to myself, "Man, she looks like a manatee, a lot"

You be the judge



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See, pics 1 and 3 are equivalent. Really study them. You'll see what I mean.

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Polotickin!

Puppy Bosley

Dolly Parton Is A Total Cougar

Bill Murray

Me and my bff Chris always thought it be fucking impossible to sketch Bill Murray's face from memory. All that minutiae

I Always Loved This Show

Permanent High Heels

As some of you well know, I got engaged a week or so ago, but I really don't want all that amazing romance to die off like I've seen happen in so many of your lives. So, after about ten or fifteen minutes of really trying to find her that special gift, one that really illustrates how I see her, shows my wants and needs for our future, I found something amazing. It's called P2HT - Permanent High Heel Therapy!



Eat your hearts out ladies!